Here's to the Cane Toad
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Here's to the Cane Toad
7:53 PM - -Ḡṃ- sωιƒtнєαят: And then there's the cane toad: Not only will they regularly have sex with dead bodies, but they'll even make sweet love to corpses outside of their species. Not just different types of frog, mind you, but animals that in no way could ever be mistaken as a former cane toad: Snakes, lizards, small mammals -- the cane toad is a firm believer in the "hole is a hole" attitude, and an even firmer believer in the "if there's no hole, just make one with your boner" attitude. There has been at least one recorded attempt of a cane toad to mate with a long-deceased female that had been completely flattened by a car ... for eight straight hours!
7:53 PM - -Ḡṃ- ∂єαтн⁴♘: what
7:53 PM - -Ḡṃ- ∂єαтн⁴♘: the
7:53 PM - -Ḡṃ- ∂єαтн⁴♘: fuck
7:54 PM - -Ḡṃ- sωιƒtнєαят: dat cane toad bro
7:54 PM - -Ḡṃ- sωιƒtнєαят: dat toad
7:53 PM - -Ḡṃ- ∂єαтн⁴♘: what
7:53 PM - -Ḡṃ- ∂єαтн⁴♘: the
7:53 PM - -Ḡṃ- ∂єαтн⁴♘: fuck
7:54 PM - -Ḡṃ- sωιƒtнєαят: dat cane toad bro
7:54 PM - -Ḡṃ- sωιƒtнєαят: dat toad
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Re: Here's to the Cane Toad
i have no idea how to feel about this thread.
bootbill- Posts : 15
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Re: Here's to the Cane Toad
how the hell did you think I felt??
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Re: Here's to the Cane Toad
Ronen's sig is appropriate once again XD
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